There is some legitimate concern – which is another way of saying that at least one or two high-profile liberals are concerned – as to whether or not Barry H. Obama's mother was an American citizen. Dual citizenship may be problematic, as well.
John-Boy McCain, old authoritarian gasbag that he is, was born in U.S. territory, so he passes the geography part of the test. However, isn't there something in the Constitution about being born in the same geologic age as the election year? Is a Jurassic President legit?
Getting back to the Hero of a Thousand Races (hey, it's a Joseph Campbell joke, go Google it or something), there's one particularly funny thing about Obie-One's candidacy, and it proves a point I've been trying to make for years. Collectivists by and large don't believe in religion – but they certainly believe in saviors. And how nice for them that the White Knight is black! The large contingent of self-flagellating guilt-trippers among the ranks of the Neu Left (spelling intentional) are going to be positively orgasmic on November 5th.
I predict a wave of shuddering, ecstatic, essentially spiritual experiences as American liberals unite in one big, communal climax. They've peed in their pants so many times in the past that it should prove a refreshing change of pace.
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